Well so a few things happened.
First of all I went to confront that mad guy at my garage. I told him firmly he needed to stop, but he startted walking towards me trying to take my hockey stick.
I took a big swing at him that broke the hockey stick, he didn't even fall down... Didn't know what else to do so I ran off.... He chased me but fell over and I got away.
I came back through the ditch beside my neighbor Tony's house and couldn't believe my eyes!
Mom and dad were there!!! stuck in the ditch!!! They were all messed up, But I found them!!!
They kept trying to grab me, so I just kept my distance and we walked around the fence and got home... Dad was making sort ofa weepy sound and mom was almost singing.
I brought them into the garage and closed the garage door behind them. They're moving around and bumping into stuff, but at least they can't get lost again.
I hope they don't hurt themselves too much. I'm trying to figure out what to do.. People online talk about restraining their loved ones but I don't see how I could do that with them trying to grab my hands, and with there being two of them and one of me.
Also, nothing could have prepared me for how much they totally STINK. It's like their bodies are rotting from being dead.
At least they're not out there in the natural elements any more, getting scratched up in the ditch bushes. It gets super hot and sunny this time of year. Tomorrow I'm going to figure out how to help them, maybe get them tied to a chair so I don't have to worry.