02. About me

1993 Jul 20

The name's Kevin Lurch, I'm 17 and live in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

For a quarter of the year, it's frozen hell. But it's summer right now. So it's just normal sweltering hot hell.

Lately we're getting a lot of flies in my neck of the woods, coming from the lake. My family has fly curtains, fly traps, fly swatters, you name it.

Here's my ride, well really it's my dad's, but I get to use it all the time. GMC Suburban 1995, and yes it can 4x4! Really useful in the winter for driving over snow, ice, and my enemies.

I work at the Husky, that's the gas station on the highway. It sucks.

I see some weird stuff, especially when it's late night. Last week a drunk driver went right into the ice box, and it was a whole thing. He didn't want us to call the cops, but what are we supposed to do? I called my boss and he drove down, but not before the drunkard drove away.

Tons of people come in to buy smokes. Since you can't smoke til you're 18 now, we get a bunch of underage kids coming in trying to get their fix. They even hang out just off property and try and bum ciggies from adults. I'm 17, so I can't bootleg for them, and I often get kids driving from across town asking.

I'm trying to save up enough to pay for some new computer stuff. I already talked my dad into letting me use his credit card to pay for Everquest, but I have to wait until next pay cheque to do it.